powerburial:

instead of watching the fast and furious you should be meditating on why the earth is so vast and curious

gothicprep:

heartening saga honestly

weezeryuri:

sparkle off! it’s sunday! don’t forget to drink paint

inloveforevr:

koboldfactory:

I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly

Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie:

gsirvitor:

Eastern euros stay winning

akashicrecord:

how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don’t you try substance abuse

parkore:

striders:

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake